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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

I don't know that much Spanish yet

              OVERCONFIDENT SPANISH
              STUDENT (subtitled)
    ¡Nosotros somos tontos! (We are
    stupid!)
       (The students eye him suspiciously.)
    ¡Pero! ¡Nuestro cerveza es musculosa!
    (But! Our beer is muscular!)
       (The class cheers.)
    ¡Nuestros madres son guapos! (Our
    mothers are handsome like men!)
       (The class cheers louder.)
    ¡Y nuestros corazones son trabajadores!
    (And our hearts are hard-working!)

The class's cheer becomes a ROAR. They carry the overconfident student ON THEIR SHOULDERS and SURGE OUT OF THE CLASSROOM.

1 comment:

  1. Si.
    (Yep, you wrote another something.)
    Muy bien, jo mama.
    (Pretty good, especially the part about mothers.)

    Viva la France!

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